Sword
/sôrd/
Noun
1. A weapon consisting typically of a long, straight or slightly curved, pointed blade having one or two cutting edges and set into a hilt.
2. An instrument of death or destruction.
I need a garter to secure this beauty. ‘Oh, my! What a sweet young lady.’ ‘Bwahahahaha! Feel my floral BLADE OF FURY!’
Weirdly, this knife looks like something Mom Mary my adoptive mother would’ve knitted for me when I was little…
Want.